Monday, October 29, 2012

How It All Came To Be


14 years ago I sat in the second to back row, beside the filing cabinet, in Ms. Pollard's Global Studies 9 class on the first week of school. We did this introduction exercise where we had to learn three things about one of our classmates. I turned around and got to know the kid behind me, Joel, whose middle name was Tobin, from Goochland County, who had gone to a Christian camp the summer before. I guess you could say that's how it all began.

Freshman year we had all of our morning classes together, and pretty soon that led us to get into all sorts of trouble. We started off doing smart things, like racing teachers to class when we had spent just a few too many minutes walking the 3rd floor of TJ and chatting before school. Somehow we ended up in all sorts of project groups together, and being the clever g-schoolers we were we decided the best way to collaborate the night before a project was due was by fax. Imagine our surprise when our parents informed us that all those faxes we sent back and forth were actually long distance. What was even better, though, was when our parents realized that the expense associated with our faxing habit wasn't enough to make us stop procrastinating so we wouldn't have to collaborate that way. Needless to say, phone plans were changed, and by the third month of freshman year faxing eachother was no longer long distance.

We didn't just write papers, though. One day Joel and Chris Ko came over to work on a project on the status of women in China. Deciding it would be best to do some first hand research, they came into the room where I was working, tickled me relentlessly until I opened my mouth, shoved a fun-sized snickers in so I couldn't scream, grabbed my foot, and tried to bind it with a bandana they had found in my room. All in all it was a good year.

Sophomore year we had global studies together again, but this time we took our projects to a whole new level. Our projects were so awesome that only fools couldn't see them. We turned them in, we promise.

Junior year was all about French 4 with Mme. McLees. We did this awesome sock puppet project with Kelly that was set to some French rap song we couldn't understand but sounded pretty cool. For some reason the day we presented our project Dr. McLees could not stop laughing. Eventually we figured out that our rap song was a horrifically violent number about a guy who killed his girlfriend for being the town prostitute. We just thought it was a good background for our sock puppet grammar lesson.

Junior year was also the year Joel and I discovered photography as a class. Georgianne Stinnette had an absolutely captive audience in us. We had matching SLRs and would run around town taking pictures...sometimes even during school. Our photo obsessions took us well through senior year, when we went to our first First Fridays to see Ms. Stinnett's work at 1708. David Prestosa came with us, and the three of us became the infamous Joel And Lila, the dynamic trio who was brave enough to hang out in the middle of Monroe Park late at night.

Senior year we actually didn't hang out that much at school, not just with eachother, but in general. Somehow classes and assemblies became optional. We would always manage to meet in the darkroom, though, even if it was with the lights on to finish up some homework due next period. We graduated and ended up in college together. College shenanigans were on a whole new level...the kind of level where you don't talk about them with people who weren't there. So this year, I'll leave off our story here.

Happy Birthday Joel! I hope this year brings you an incredible amount of happiness. I'm honored to have been your friend for this long, and I can't wait to see what we get into next!

Love you always!
Lady Botswana

Friday, April 27, 2012

5 Ways Men Are Trained To Hate Women

Recently, one of my facebook friends posted a link to this article:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html

Oddly enough, it makes a lot of sense. I say that because when I started reading the article I had really low expectations. It is actually really well written, though, and it's by a male author! Go figure. Anyhoo, it's definitely worth a read. I'm curious to know what others think about it, but my pending defense has made me moderately apathetic towards everything not immediately related to my research.

update?

Clearly I'm not going to ever be consistent about blogging. It is fun to do from time to time, though. I don't actually have much to say in terms of an update other than I MIGHT BE GRADUATING!!!?!!! (*might* being the keyword there.)

I've come to accept that in graduate school nothing is ever certain. I will say, however, that I have submitted my dissertation to my committee, and my defense is pending in the sense that there are less days between me and my defense than there are fingers on my left hand. Or right hand, for that matter. Really just any hand. (By the way, I have "normal" hands, by which I mean at this point in time I have the classic 10 finger arrangement.)

That's kind of what my left hand looks like, only its not horribly misshapen, and the red splotches are nail polish remnants, not blood.

So if I manage to pull this off, will I need to start a new blog? And if so, when will that one end? I don't know...maybe I'll just update my tagline and call it dealt with. Or maybe I won't graduate and all the thought I'm giving this blog title situation will be for nothing. I guess we'll have to see. 

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Bourbon & Black Holes

I spent the better part of my night watching shows on black holes and on super black holes on the science channel. Yeah, that's how cool kids spend their free nights. What have I learned? Well, to be honest, nothing new. Its all the same stuff about how you can see a black hole and how Einstein's theory of relativity isn't actually perfect and how the laws that govern the movement of massive bodies do not combine well with quantum mechanics mathematically and no one really has a great answer as to why. However, the shows were still fun to watch. I especially loved the visualizations of space and Niagra Falls. Oh and I learned that the Keck telescope is the largest in the world. I guess that counts as something new. The shots of the sky passing over the Keck telescope and its rotations to compensate are super awesome. I've just passed into the bourbon phase of the night.  Bourbon does make everything better, especially physics.



Friday, December 9, 2011

VCU vs UR

So far this game has me glued to the screen. That split second where Richmond was in the lead really had me upset there for a hot minute. Luckily the VCU boys fixed things...

Shout Out

I don't really have a lot of interaction on my blog. Instead, I have friends mention posts to me in person. That's pretty cool and all, but I always wonder if anyone out there is really seeing all of this. In comes Google Analytics. Its oddly addicting. The best part is that apparently I have readers in Russia, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Poland, Brazil, India, and Indonesia, in addition to the expected readers in the US and Mauritius. Most popular recent post? The one on Mauritius, of course! So consider this a shout out to all of the awesome random people who check out my blog periodically. You made my day!



Tuesday, December 6, 2011