reality bites

Tonight I watched an old favorite. Here are a couple of my favorite quotes:

L: are you religious?
M: i guess i'm a non practicing jew.
L: oh i'm a non practicing virgin.

M: do you ever have those moments in life where everything is ok, just for one moment everything is great?
L: not since i graduated but yeah when you catch yourself and you're like wait i'm happy
and then its gone.
M: i know i've had a couple of those but then its gone.
L: like right now is one.

T: he's the reason why cliff notes were invented.

T: its all just a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. so i take pleasure in the details, a quarter pounder with cheese, those are good. the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain. the moment wher eyour laughter becomes a cackle. and i sit back and smoke my camel straights and...?

L: i'm not going to work at the gap for chrissakes.

T: you see lainy this is all we need a couple smokes a cup of coffee and a little conversation. you and me and five bucks.

L: i can't evolve right now.

V: i dont want to get married bc i see how my parents are.
i want first kisses; i want passion the whole way through.

V: he's weird, he's strange hes sloppy hes a total nightmare for women i cant believe i haven't slept with him yet.

L: i've seen you! you're out the door before the condom comes off!