to send or not to send?

The million dollar randomly posed to a few friends who happened to be on gchat at the time (can you guess which is my favorite?):

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10 how mean is it to send someone a thank you card for reminding you of why you hate them?

Christine: don't even bother sending a card
just cut him off
delete his number, delete his email
why are you still talking to him anyway?

adityabondal@gmail.com: 10

Pushkal: haha
i think 4

Colleen: inversely related to the degree you hate them? if you hate them at a 10 then sending the card would be a 1 etc... ? =)

Vikas: huh?
U shouldnt hate
anyone
live, love and let live Pallavi


David: I don't like that syntax. Instead, I'm going to imagine you said, "on a scale of 1 to 10 how mind-blowingly awesome is it to send someone a thank you card for reminding you of why you hate them?" And for, I give it a 9.
And for that*
me: lol
i'm so tired of the same ways of telling him i hate him
so i thought i'd get creative
David: haha, good for you.
3:30 PM variety is the spice of life.
cocaine works too, but it's like the saffron of life spice.
variety is like the black pepper.